
No, not her. But speaking of her, have you noticed how they bring back all the toys we played with as kids right around the time they would be age appropriate for our own children? Except I never had a Strawberry Shortcake. Never wanted one, really.
What I really wanted as a kid was that Mr. Mouth game, and a Stretch Armstrong. Which may explain why a wise and merciful God sent all the girl children to other families.
It does not explain why someone would decide to make a
Stretch Armstrong movie and cast Taylor
Lautner from Twilight in the starring role. Taylor himself said.
"It's like the worst superhero power, possibly, to get . . ." In 3-D even.
But on the bright side, it probably means that the
Stretch Armstrong toy will be on the market again soon and I can finally get one! For my boys, of course.
At any rate, I think it's safe to say that Strawberry Shortcake will not be making an appearance around here any time soon.
Unless . . .

Unless you're talking about this kind of strawberry shortcake. The kind that E, being the genius that he is, decided to serve up for dessert Friday night.
We baked our own shortcakes and whipped our own cream. Just the way Martha would have wanted us to. The only way these could have been more homemade is if we'd milked our own cow and grown our own strawberries.
It's got me thinking . . . could we come up with some sort of Stretch Armstrong themed dessert?
It would have to be something jelly filled, I think.
I'll have to get back to you on that.
In the meantime, go make yourself some
strawberry shortcake. If the thought of Taylor
Lautner as a 3-D Stretch Armstrong doesn't make you lose your appetite.